I feel like I love a girl called Megan. Maybe her second name requires a sheath, I dunno. All I know is that I’ll probably marry this Megan sheath girl in a church.
I feel like I love a girl called Megan. Maybe her second name requires a sheath, I dunno. All I know is that I’ll probably marry this Megan sheath girl in a church.
fart face đź’© (Taken with instagram)
if we could use my new foundation on his penis to make it match the rest of him and “look a bit younger”
what is my life
l’oréal bitch in glasgow was like “THOSE WITH THE PALEST OF PALE SKIN USE THIS ONE, LET ME JUST PUT SOME ON YOUR CHEEK HERE”
“palest of pale”
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went to glasgow today. saw this on the way home! (Taken with instagram)