I feel like I love a girl called Megan. Maybe her second name requires a sheath, I dunno. All I know is that I’ll probably marry this Megan sheath girl in a church.
About
I sit around a play my little songs on guitar.I'm trying to switch the sitting around for something else productive and wholesome and meaningful but i usually end up just watching Family Guy.
Sometimes i record myself playing my little songs and when i do, i shall be posting them here and also on my bands page - Alburn, where we then go on to make those little songs grow and blossom into much bigger, louder songs.
I Like
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fart face đź’© (Taken with instagram)
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he also asked
if we could use my new foundation on his penis to make it match the rest of him and “look a bit younger”
what is my life -
l’oréal bitch in glasgow was like “THOSE WITH THE PALEST OF PALE SKIN USE THIS ONE, LET ME JUST PUT SOME ON YOUR CHEEK HERE”
“palest of pale”
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went to glasgow today. saw this on the way home! (Taken with instagram)
