geemacphee • i'm so upset

i’m so upset

all i want is for megan to slip a finger or two into my asshole, but her hands are like tiny little raptor claws i just don’t get the satisfaction :( fuck a fleshlight, i want a fisting dildo for my christmas. please god and santa. let it happen.

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I sit around a play my little songs on guitar.
I'm trying to switch the sitting around for something else productive and wholesome and meaningful but i usually end up just watching Family Guy.

Sometimes i record myself playing my little songs and when i do, i shall be posting them here and also on my bands page - Alburn, where we then go on to make those little songs grow and blossom into much bigger, louder songs.

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aw gee look it’s me and you ❤

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Literally metres away from a left turn. Absolute bastards. (Taken with instagram)

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cosmo tip #255

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for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying...

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dinner 😒 - the upside to hot weather is i lose my appetite and lose weight… downside is i’m still me and still want to eat all of the food. ugh....

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