geemacphee • i'm so upset

i’m so upset

all i want is for megan to slip a finger or two into my asshole, but her hands are like tiny little raptor claws i just don’t get the satisfaction :( fuck a fleshlight, i want a fisting dildo for my christmas. please god and santa. let it happen.

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I sit around a play my little songs on guitar.
I'm trying to switch the sitting around for something else productive and wholesome and meaningful but i usually end up just watching Family Guy.

Sometimes i record myself playing my little songs and when i do, i shall be posting them here and also on my bands page - Alburn, where we then go on to make those little songs grow and blossom into much bigger, louder songs.

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fart face 💩 (Taken with instagram)

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he also asked

if we could use my new foundation on his penis to make it match the rest of him and “look a bit younger”

what is my life

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l’oréal bitch in glasgow was like “THOSE WITH THE PALEST OF PALE SKIN USE THIS ONE, LET ME JUST PUT SOME ON YOUR CHEEK HERE”

“palest of pale”
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