geemacphee

Jan 10

Megan Sword has wonderful bum cheeks. And makes the best lobster ice cream in the world.

Dec 15

I meant a castle. I’m not getting married in no church fucking god shitting place.

I feel like I love a girl called Megan. Maybe her second name requires a sheath, I dunno. All I know is that I’ll probably marry this Megan sheath girl in a church.

Nov 30

i need fisted

my willy matches my cup of tea :)

Nov 28

bum me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i’m so upset

all i want is for megan to slip a finger or two into my asshole, but her hands are like tiny little raptor claws i just don’t get the satisfaction :( fuck a fleshlight, i want a fisting dildo for my christmas. please god and santa. let it happen.

Nov 05

i love poo in my mouth

xxxxxxxxxxx

I LOVE WILLY IN MY BUTTBUTT OOOOOH

well tonight

i came to the conclusion that

i love a rock hard, black rubber dildo streching, tearing, and making sweet love to my asshole.

xoxoxox

Apr 09

peteduthie:

Oh Evie…

Where has she gone!?

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