January 2012
1 post
Megan Sword has wonderful bum cheeks. And makes the best lobster ice cream in the world.
December 2011
2 posts
I meant a castle. I’m not getting married in no church fucking god shitting place.
I feel like I love a girl called Megan. Maybe her second name requires a sheath, I dunno. All I know is that I’ll probably marry this Megan sheath girl in a church.
i need fisted
November 2011
6 posts
my willy matches my cup of tea :)
i'm so upset
all i want is for megan to slip a finger or two into my asshole, but her hands are like tiny little raptor claws i just don’t get the satisfaction :( fuck a fleshlight, i want a fisting dildo for my christmas. please god and santa. let it happen.
i love poo in my mouth
xxxxxxxxxxx
I LOVE WILLY IN MY BUTTBUTT OOOOOH
well tonight
i came to the conclusion that
i love a rock hard, black rubber dildo streching, tearing, and making sweet love to my asshole.
xoxoxox
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
A day of recording for me...
I’m wearing a denim shirt so things should go well.
January 2011
18 posts
Watchryanfuckinggosling:
Ryan Gosling sings “You Always Hurt The Ones You Love” with the help of Jimmy Kimmel
Can’t work out whether he’s actually pissed off or not, ha.
Ryan will be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight at...
He’s getting too big now.
He’s the next Brad Pitt.
Feb 1st. Heaven for men and hell for girlfriends.
peteduthie:
New map pack! Woooooooooo.
p.s As to not be sexist, it is also heaven for you female cod players.
Yes! Also, Sky Atlantic begins. So does that Boardwalk Empire show.
I hate having to have a shower every morning...
…I love to feel fresh and i get that we require to be clean but it’s that thought every morning, “i’m up and i want to go, but i have to do this before i can just get on with my life today”. Its such a tediously annoying task, yet so absolutely necessary.
“There’s nothing like a good night’s sleep… and that was...”
My 3 favourite Gays
1. Tim Gunn
2. Brendan Sheerin (Coach Trip)
3. Louie Spence
September 2010
1 post
